They turned the pitch into a pickle courl

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

(Findlay Pickleball culture is fucking intense btw)

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“the old rich people want old rich people things”
can I ride the party bike to get groceries? will the party bike come to my house?

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only if those groceries are for partying

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The quotes from the pitch make the world seem like one of those toy oriented shonens like YuGiOh where everyone only cares about this one pastime and the greatest pickleball player has magical powers and kills you if he beats you in pickleball.

You’re approaching me? The greatest pickleball player Bowling Green? How foolish of you. You’ll have to pay for your insolence by being cast into the shadow realm
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“We are addicted pickleball players,” Brian Sell explained.

First we build the pickleball courts, then we build the rehabilitation centers.

They were so caught up with whether they could, they never stopped to consider whether they should.

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